February 05, 2008


 The humble boob!  Disgracefully displayed by desperate for attention young women in the toilet paper known as the Sun and the Star! They are cueing up for the opportunity. It is so sad that people are so desperate for their 15 minutes of fame 

Such vile publications feel the need to engage with a certain proportion of the male (and presumably female) community who relish in ogling such pictures. How some men (and presumably women)  would feel  the need to make the oh so ritualistic grunts of pleasure and delight as they turn the page.  The Scum I mean Sun even toyed with the page 7 fella during the 80's in a vein attempt to engage with its feminine side. Oh dear! Whilst I am sure that some ladies love to ogle a hunk from time to time, it is a known fact that women are more turned on by love and romance and the semi naked male is more something to giggle at. I mean the real beneficiaries were the gay men who would have had little opportunity to ogle some hunk or other.  

It's quite sad that men are made so needy in that way. It is a fact of life and cannot be changed.( I am really avoiding being blunt here)  However I am sure that by nurturing well rounded educated expressive individuals, this need can be reduced and thus the need by gay men to constantly bombard our TV screens with naked men running around holding their bits flashing their arses. This desensitising only makes me increasingly shocked when the oh so rare and myth filled naked woman appears on TV. 

Imagine my horror at seeing a female breast in ITV's Honest. My eyes nearly popped out of my head. And I actually (yes me) felt sorry for the poor actress who had to bare 'it' for the camera.  My feelings are invariably sorry for the countless actors who are required to strip off and expose themselves in the name of acting. I am quite pleased that my empathy extended to the actress.  

What we need is quality writing that doesn't rely on nudity and sex in order to sell the programme. I do not believe that it will happen though. You just have to troll the net and look at all the mags dedicated to such drivel to realise its here for a while. At least until a boundary is pushed well beyond the limits. Like the English actor Kieran O'Brien who performed in pornography, had full penetrative sex with an unkown Canadian actress but declared it to be art. Come on Kieron, who are you kidding mate? You had sexual intercourse with another porn actor and call it art? Please see the actual definition of porn mate. To add insult to injury, he declared in an interview in the Guardian that his family were looking forward to seeing it but was glad Gran wouldn't be able to watch it!  I can only assume they meant the film and not his cock but if they were to watch it, they would definitely see it! So next time your having sex, why not film it and show it to mum and dad! Strange perverted people!


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