Embarrassed?
Does this fine young man look embarrassed? He surely does and I can tell you why. The batty boy perverts that run Channel 4 (UK) are constantly seeking to look at mens penis' and in this instance this poor lad was used to solve the question that every lad I have ever known has raised in countless questions over and over again. How do i measure my penis. So thank the fucking Lord above that Channel 4 feels it is the bastion of the penis and got this lad in a situation with his mates, safe in the knowledge male tribalistic ritual will guarantee that the queerios will have something to wank over for a time to come.
Yes this young man dropped his pants and had his penis measured. Phew! I could hear the sigh of relief from 30 million men who had this question burning on their lips. The sigh of relief from mates across the nation as they now new that they were no longer going to be asked how to measure the penis ever again thanks to Channel 4. I personally thought you would measure it when fully sexually aroused aka with a hard on. C4 knows they would never get away with such pornographic objectification. So they settled for male tribalistic behaviours encouraging the victim to be 'one of the lads.' Add to it the hanging around the changing room scenario and in minces the Dr with rubber gloves akimbo. Presumably ready to fist the young man if he didn't play ball. Oh I am on one tonight! So there you go, gay wank fodder for years to come. And believe me, its all over the internet and presumably on the C4 christmas video compilation to keep the boys happy.
This was of course nothing other than sheer bollocks (pardon the irony) as I have yet to meet anybody who has discussed this with me. I have never in my whole life considered asking a mate just how to do this and none of my mates have ever asked me. I am sure there are very few men who have never actually measured themselves and I am guessing that the ingenious male will consider a variety of options to consider. But I am guessing he will use the one that gives him that extra centimeter or so. But to proffer this as a burning question on C4 and to include it in an embarrasing bodies programme shows a desperate TV Channel willing to do anything to gain a viewer or three. So I can assume that there is a little room at C4 called Penis and when one of the fairies has an idea as to how they can justify another penis shot they pop in and put it in the suggestion box.
Oh by the way, I DO know female who are concerned about the depth of their vaginas and satisfying their partners Channel 4. Hello.. boys..Oi Channel 4 boys! COME BAAAACK!
©MUK
