August 27, 2012
"Women's" Football
Seems like an oxymoron to me to have the words women and football side by side. Not that I am averse to the precious ones in their male driven desire to get everything a man created handed on a plate. Nor is it that a woman isn't able to play a sport devised by men for men and changed by men in to the global giant money making machine it is with its vast majority male audience. I have to say they play like ... I dunno, a mate said like 12 year old boys. I know what he means.
No, it's the constant misandry aimed at the heroes of millions of young lads in this country. You know the demonisation of male footballers for being human. For why? Well we should all by now be bowing down at the vaginas as they feel aggrieved that they didn't invent the glorious game and are now bleating on asking why they are not global superstars.
In the UK not only is the misandry transparent, the agenda is also transparent. That vile ailing soap opera Coronation Street even had a go at the misandry a few weeks ago when a female child character declared more girls turn up for football than boys. Oh come on Corrie. I know you have just woken up to the reality of gays living in Manchester (for those overseas Manchester has a vast gay population. In fact some near naked men are on the news as it's gay pride as I write. (Where's me thong?) and despite 5 decades of female to male violence have just decided it's wrong with its current FTM domestic violence story. But really? REALLY? Get a grip.
Even the wonderful Olympics which I have to say were magnificent and I challenge any other global broadcaster to do a better job than the BBC. But even on the opening ceremony, There was the global giant Mr Beckham and a woman footballer nobody as ever heard of described as a superstar of the future? really? REALLY?
Exactly what is planned to shift the millions of men who pay their clubs huge amounts of money for the pleasure of watching football onto the female side I do not know. I for one cannot see how this will happen without the constant demonisation. But if people think men are so fickle and will harbor a grudge because Ashley told Cheryl to wash her minge before he goes down on her resulting in Cheryl being forced to take hundreds of thousands of pounds selling her story and writing songs to get over the trauma. The answer is no. Football is in the blood of many lads who kick a ball from an early age and, to their dying day, lived and breathed football. Or like my brother despite his advancing years carries a bitterness towards my father for he thought he was the next George Best, but was denied the opportunity and spent 35 years torn apart. The same cannot be said for the little princesses who are coerced into playing football so that local authorities can tick a box on a PC sheet somewhere. For the interest seemingly is short lived and its not long before dresses hair nails shoes shopping entrapment are on the agenda. it's nature ladies.
I have a solution. Actually GO to a football match and see the vast majority of the crowd are men. Yes the ladies are there, invariably with dads brothers boyfriends. Maybe the odd lonesome one who likes football not men in shorts! Oh I know you are up against the PC TV media in the UK who daren't say the word men or man without 37 references to women and offering a help line for anybody affected by the word man or men. The cleverly crafted shots of the audience are so BBC PC that I would imagine they would use licence fee money to pay to ensure just the right mix.
We all know the real mission is to increase popularity for commercial purposes. You know the old pound signs. (££Kaching££) Simple! But live in reality or accept the drivel. Either way, "womens" football is pretty much where it was ten years ago when my bezzy lezza mate tried to get me watching it. Off side!