Vest Top Brigade

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I don't normally wear vest tops. I don't have the figure to carry them off. Well I am a man after all. They are for ladies really aren't they? I mean they pass off as acceptable workplace attire in many organisations whilst men have to wear shirt and ties. But, if I want to join an Indian Head massage course at the Leeds Swarthmore Centre, one is indeed required to wear a vest top when calling  them about the course. Really! What a liberty! I was going to wear my jockstrap and a Nirvana T'shirt. I need to get a vest top. Asda Radcliffe is open late. I could grab one on my way home and call them tomorrow. Yeah! Sorted!

Wait a minute. Hang on there. I smell something fishy! No, they wouldn't would they? No it says all are welcome. Anyway people realised the sex discrimination act protects men as well. No! Surely the pre-requisite to actually wear a vest top is a veil. Oh noooo not a veil to prevent men from joining the course surely not. I mean they don't do head massage in the buff do they? I mean women are no longer allowed to discriminate or alienate men anymore. So surely the lot at Swarthmore in their lefty loneliness would ever consider alternative methods of sexually discriminating against men? I mean where there is under representation of women in any walk of life, it is practically compulsory to talk as though every other person is a woman. 

Sadly, this is clearly aimed at women only and whilst I have yet to challenge them, I feel that they will use some tool or other to ensure this man is not in the room. How else can they groom their sense of victimhood into their attendees if in fact they could be challenged!

©Masculistuk