Not another woman's arse!! Oh no its John Barrowman! PHEW!!
Rank gay shite Torchwood minced on to our screens last week for a five epsiode special. And what a pile of total shite it was. Homosexual writer, Russell T Davies has been spotting womens arses again on his TV. Now I know I have mentioned before that RTD's remote is stuck on the playboy channel but honestly Russell, we never see women's arses on TV. They all have sex clothed have you not heard? So you're still sulking that C4 didn't let you make the actors have full penetrative sex in QAF. Get over yourself. This didn't stop RTD getting his best bud and fellow homosexualist person John the plastic surgeon ain't seen my face baby Barrowman get his clothes off again! It was unbelievably bad and like watching an episode of Grange Hill from the 80's but with really bad acting. (Which, was superb for its intended audience and I bow down in front of the genius Phil Redmond)
The BBC boasts itself as the largest oldest and richest broadcaster in the world. Yet it seems hell bent (intended) on permitting this totally badly acted and written drivel grace our screens in its prime slot for five nights. I mean with all that wonga you think they would find some real writers, maybe even the odd straight one. Maybe then they could put some money into a real good TV show. Something along the lines of The Wire, Dexter, Prison Break, Lost etc etc etc. The BBC has milked dry the Dr Who / Torchwood RTD pantomime. Make something serious and stop pandering to old gay manginas whose sole mission is to create wank fodder for himself and its sad little bed fellows. What with ITV being totally un-watchable, I cannot give up on the Beeb just yet. But it won't be long.
©MASCULISTUK
