February 19, 2008

TOBY WHITEHOUSE - SHIT GAY WRITER!

Yet another pile of shite is pushed out by a gay writer shock! Here we go again with the lets get another actor naked routine. Not only was the writing bad on BBC 3 new series 'Being Human' but it was so predictable that a male actor would end up covering his bits showing his arse. I feel so sorry for male actors these days, its in every fucking programme that rank ITV throws up into the schedule and increasingly on the Beeb, albeit  BBC 3 with its small audience. 

It is just so obvious that these writers are almost creaming themselves at the possibility of pushing just that little bit more.  Poor Russel Tovey stood naked in the loos washing himself down and washes right up the crack of his arse for the 'drama'. The shit just goes on unchallenged.  gives them summat to talk about when they are mincing down the local gay bar. Like some kind of bet. Being gay, I know how many gay men behave and talk.  

Russel mentioned it in an interview:


You mentioned being naked on the show, which you are an awful lot. How was that?
"After about an hour I just dealt with it. The first time being naked I was on this rock, then I had to run through the city with my bum out, then there was a scene where I'm washing my arse in the toilets of the hospital. I didn't realise I was walking round completely naked after that. People were coming up to me putting a dressing gown on me, I didn't have to ask for it. I'm now a naturist. I'm in touch."



Good for you Russell.  I am glad you 'got used to it.'  After all you had better, because nearly all jobs will warrant it in the future. 

For years, the gay community lusted after Paul Nicolls (Eastenders) because he was pretty. It wasn't long before some gay writer wrote his cock and balls into the vile Clapham Junction as seen on C4 last year.  We need more female nudity and boundaries pushed even further to re-address this inbalance.  But that would never happen. People are so desensitised to male nudity that it goes unchallenged in children's programmes commercial breaks, soaps and dramas. And yet the female arse as depicted in post watershed Tarrant on TV warranted two serious voice over warnings before the event. It's time the lezzas got a look in and some serious muff was shown! I'm sorry, was that offensive? Oh dear!   The vile queen Russel T Davies actually dreamt that women's arses were everywhere on TV and therefore justified wanting John Barrowman's naked arse on Dr Who because its 'all he sees on TV.'  You're gay Russell, put the big boy channel on and not TV X. Because you're living in cuckoo land if you think you see naked women everywhere. No! This is purely wank fodder for the sad individual. It's time people like this were pushed aside for writers of real substance. Writers who are evocative and intelligent. Writers not obsessed with seeing their favourite actor naked and attempting to push the boundary just that little bit further. 

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