Yes it does look big in it!
I recall the pathetic whining of gay writer Russel T Davies during an interview for the Dr Who confidential programme on the BBC. You see gay writer RTD was hoping to have had a naked shot of fellow gay John Barrowman's arse in the programme. You see, Gay writer RTD is 'sick of seeing women's bottoms on TV' and thought it was time to reverse the trend!!! The sensible BBC declined due probably to a modicum of standards and the retention of some of the Dr Who tradition values such as not being a gay porn programme. Well obviously RTD's subscription to the Beefy Men channel got mixed up with the Big and Bouncy channel, because, dear Russell, if it were even in you to actually want to see a woman's arse, you would be extremely hard pressed to find one dear chap. Please adjust your pink blinkers and put your brain back in your head and wake up to a degree of reality dear gay writer that you are. Find that remote control and try BBC 1,2 or 3 Try ITV 1 or 2 Try channel 4 E4 if you want porn. Then there is Five Living Diva and a zillion other channels where you will find naked men inter woven for your pleasure. Your fellow gay writers are the ones writing the drivel. Your fellow gay writers are living their sad little rank wank fantasies and passing it off as entertainment. Mt dear Russell there are websites dedicated to it? But don't worry yourself gay writer RTD, the women will be pretty much covered up so you won't need a sick bucket! But if there is any, you can guarantee that you will receive sufficient warning!
Oh no! Can you believe that football is on TV tonight. I'm sorry Russell you may want to watch it for the plethora of womens bums that will no doubt be thrusting across the screens. or why not watch the repeat of 'Being Human' where Russell Tovey gets fully naked. You know the programme, the one by that gay writer ...... Toby Whitehouse that's the fellow. Now tell me Russell, why did you fancy Russell Tovey as the next Dr Who?
Below are just some of the examples I found. Yes I cannot spell unknown!
